the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
