wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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