love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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