i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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