i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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