she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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