So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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