Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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