No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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