i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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