I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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