it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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