I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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