you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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