i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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