People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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