I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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