A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
sex in a hospital.. check
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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