i just google imaged poop.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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