Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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