Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Randomize
