I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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