just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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