Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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