Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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