it was like getting a handjob from robocop
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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