i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm passing your future prison.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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