i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Welp...herpes.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I came so hard my ears popped.
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