we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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