The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
