i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
