I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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