just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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