I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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