Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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