I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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