Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
