there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My feet surprised me
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