so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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