Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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