I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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