I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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