But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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