no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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