I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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