arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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