doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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