Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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