Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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