yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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