Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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