You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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