Midget sex pt 2 tonight
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
