i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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