oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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