btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
People in love make me want to vomit
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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