no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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