what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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