You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You need Xanax blowdarts
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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