So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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